Sexiest TdF'er E-v-e-rrrrrrr!

Can I just state for the record that Lance Armstrong can take me to bed or lose me forever? Sigggghhh. LA stats: 37 y/o hottie to infinity. Bachelor. Testicular cancer survivor. Father of 4 (baby daddy to Max born last month). 7 consecutive Tour de France winner. TdF comeback cover story after a 4-year hiatus. TdF 411: Grueling 21 stages. Covering 23 days. Pedaling over 2,500 miles of flat and daunting mountainous roads. Current TdF placing: 2nd overall @ stage 5. Sixteen stages remaining. Race ends in Paris on July 26th. Go LA Go !!!! {Blogger's Note: Willing to sacrifice body to be LA's next baby mama. Call me, LA! 1-800-F-A-N-A-T-I-C}

[Update: Alberto Contador (Spain) claimed TdF victory. Poor LA placed 3rd.]

Doctor's Orders

Dear Doctor,

My year supply of chill pills have run out. Kindly write me another prescription of calming meds. I'll definitely need it this week as I burn the candle at both ends to meet ALL my crazy deadlines. Enclosed is last year's script should you have difficulty recalling it. Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Signed,

Anita D. Stress (a.k.a. gina)

P.S. If you could double my dosage and ease up on the ice cream therapy - or lack thereof, I would be eternally grateful.

"We go together...."

It's a few minutes past midnight and I have just returned from the Cairo Opera House. I'm still wired so I'm putting my insomnia to good use by clocking in some blog time.

On my couch, I'm typing away on my laptop as I hum "We go together". I can't help but smile as I replay this evening's musical excerpts in my head. All the best songs from Grease and West Side Story were performed within a 2 hour venue. Grease is the word --- and my ALL TIME FAVORITE MUSICAL! I sang all the musical numbers out loud pretty much embarrassing my "girlz night out group" from work. LoL. West Side Story, however, was wonderful too. My favorite number was the spirited performance of "I want to live in A-me-ri-ca". That one got my toes a tappin'.

The Cairo Opera House was very modern and grandiose. Unfortunately, we were not allowed to take pics beyond the sweeping staircases. We had balcony seats with red velour high backed chairs. All the balconies were stacked on top of one another that went up 6 levels. We enjoyed tonight's performances immensely, especially the warbling duets of Sandy & Danny and Maria & Tony. I suspect they'll be singing to me in my dreams. LoL. So, I'm off to join them. Nighty night. "We go together...."

Riding on the Heel of the Fairy Tale Wheel

SELECT THE BEST CAPTION FOR THIS PIC:

• 
  
  What the elves left the shoemaker.


• 
  
  There was an old woman who drove in her shoe.


• 
  
  Turn your wHEEL 3x's and say "there's no place like home".


• 
  
  Now we know what happened to Cinderella's other shoe.

Do Blondes Have More Fun?

Or Blondes Have More Fun Do's?

Introducing the "hello kitty" do.

My nephew Skylar's helicopter-do. [My Fave!]

Here-she-comes-a-flyin' do.

And the "we be jammin" do.

Happy Wednesday.