Doctor's Orders

Dear Doctor,

My year supply of chill pills have run out. Kindly write me another prescription of calming meds. I'll definitely need it this week as I burn the candle at both ends to meet ALL my crazy deadlines. Enclosed is last year's script should you have difficulty recalling it. Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Signed,

Anita D. Stress (a.k.a. gina)

P.S. If you could double my dosage and ease up on the ice cream therapy - or lack thereof, I would be eternally grateful.