
Can I just state for the record that Lance Armstrong can take me to bed or lose me forever? Sigggghhh. LA stats: 37 y/o hottie to infinity. Bachelor. Testicular cancer survivor. Father of 4 (baby daddy to Max born last month). 7 consecutive Tour de France winner. TdF comeback cover story after a 4-year hiatus. TdF 411: Grueling 21 stages. Covering 23 days. Pedaling over 2,500 miles of flat and daunting mountainous roads. Current TdF placing: 2nd overall @ stage 5. Sixteen stages remaining. Race ends in Paris on July 26th. Go LA Go !!!! {Blogger's Note: Willing to sacrifice body to be LA's next baby mama. Call me, LA! 1-800-F-A-N-A-T-I-C}
[Update: Alberto Contador (Spain) claimed TdF victory. Poor LA placed 3rd.]